| Twitter 001 - Tweets From addisonmtucker 06/15/2009 |
[10 Jun 2009|05:13pm] |
addisonmtucker Sitting in the airport, heading to Vancouver, BC tonight.
5 minutes ago from Tweetie
addisonmtucker Last costume fitting yesterday. Have lost four pounds, extremely pleased.
15 minutes ago from Tweetie
addisonmtucker @BroadwayMary Having fun playing wife?
21 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to BroadwayMary
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| Mar. 29th, 2009 |
[29 Mar 2009|07:16pm] |
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LMFAO.
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| Mar. 18th, 2009 |
[18 Mar 2009|10:28pm] |
I have an audition. I haven’t had an audition in years. I don’t even remember how to audition. This should be interesting. I suppose showing up hung over won’t be a good idea. I’ll have to remember that, so I don’t get myself shit faced the night before. Somebody will have to remind me not to go drinking on April 3rd. The project basically has the green light, it just needs to settle on money and that stuff. Jodie Foster is for sure taking it. I’m pretty excited.
I’m going to have to start doing something about this body of mine. I can’t go for an audition the way I look right now. I guess it’s time for another exercise craze. Maybe I’ll go do some swimming at Rhett’s pool. Visit him at his work place. Have a little fun. Swim a little. Maybe I’ll wear something similar to that little itty bitty bikini I posted in my journal. Though I suppose I wouldn’t be doing much in the way of exercising if I was wearing something like that.I still need to make those phone calls to his cell…I think I’ll do that tomorrow.
Mary, how was your little get away? Have fun getting pampered? Hopefully you did, nothing like a little spa vacay to make sure that you’re well rested.
Adam, I miss you.
Oh. And also, I’m really fucking horny. I hate you Rhett, I can't believe you haven't lost yet, I have to say...I got a lot of respect for you. As well as a lot of pent up...whatever.
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| Mar. 6th, 2009 |
[06 Mar 2009|08:27pm] |
I want this ( ”bikini” ) and I want it, now.
In other news, Easter is coming which means Chocolate, which means I will have to use all my willpower, because if I want to be able to fit in to a bikini that looks like that, likely less the 30 million dollar price tag, I won’t be able to indulge in any.
I am however having a caffeine withdrawal headache because I’ve denied myself while I’m on this toxin flush. I AM eating this time, for those that are concerned, but I’m just not eating anything or drinking anything that’s not organic and healthy. My body is rebelling against the no coffee, but I guess that’ll just be something I have to work on. Being vegetarian is hard enough. I can’t wait until I can drink the stuff again. There’s little else that’s interesting in my diet sometimes.
It’s kind of quiet around here. Except Rhett of course, because he never stops talking. About strippers. And how he wants strippers all the time. He really needs to find himself a girlfriend.
I got an indie script sent to me that…looks kind of interesting. I heard that it’s being shopped around a bit by this Canadian guy. He’s blind and he’s got this story that Jodie Foster is looking at directing. They’re thinking of me for the daughter role, and…I’m actually considering it. If it gets put in to high gear they might be filming this Summer. It would give me something to do over the summer break. But I’m just considering it. I’m not entirely sure I want to go back to all that. Sometimes it’s best t leave the past, just there.
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[01 Mar 2009|05:17pm] |
Why do people feel the need to ruin my birthday?
Why do people say Happy Birthday Addison!
And then feel the need to SHIT ALL OVER MY DAY BY POINTING OUT MY FLAWS.
Thanks really. First forgotten by my father, now being shit on by everybody and their best friends.
Really. Thank you.
So not even worth it.
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| Feb. 28th, 2009 |
[28 Feb 2009|11:15pm] |
Well it's officially my birthday in a mere thirty five minutes, but because I have friends who are far and few between I'm not out celebrating and I'm waiting for my daddy's annual phone call. Doesn't matter where he is or who he's with he always phones me at 12:01am to wish me a happy birthday. I'm going to wait for him to call and then get myself in to bed I guess.
Happy fucking Birthday To Me.
Edited: March 1st / 2009 - 12:14am
He hasn't phoned yet. Must just be confused with the time difference.
Edited: March 1st / 2009 - 12:36am
He must be in a meeting...there's not other reason why he wouldn't call me. He's called me when he's been on an air plane before...it HAS to be a meeting with a client that will make or break his company....
Edited: March 1st / 2009 - 12:43am
Maybe I should call him...no that's silly, he'll call me. I know he will.
Edited: March 1st / 2009 - 12:51am
Mary's probably right, he probably just got the time mixed up, he is in Paris after all, probably thinks 1am is 12am here...he'll call in the next ten, no biggie.
( Private: Addison )
Got a hold of him. He was just busy with a client.
Edited: March 1st / 2009 - 4:30am
I'm going to bed.
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| Feb. 24th, 2009 |
[24 Feb 2009|07:14pm] |
So my father's going to be staying in Europe. Until possibly mid summer. I could really use him around. I guess I'll be going home to an empty house this summer, which isn't completely unexpected. My father's probably enjoying the high class call girls over there far too much.
Apparently TMZ ran an article on me last month about my bullying. I've been bullying girls around the campus in my journals ( *Waves at TMZ stalkers!* ). The last thing they printed about me was rumors of my sexual affair with the actor who played the butler (who was um, forty years older then me?) and the time before that, was the suspected bulimia I supposedly had when I was seven and on set.
At least they got this story right.
In other news, I have a list of people I suspect to be of a homosexual variety, type may vary.
Barrie, Jayne (Very obviously swings both ways, neither confirmed, nor denied)
Beckwith, Adam (Dresses far too well to be 100 percen straight)
Cross, Rosalie (Full out rug muncher. Clearly.)
Dunbar, Aaron (Clearly bisexual if found to be true, loves Mary too much to be strictly gay)
Mittington, Muttonchop (Strongly Rumored, clear crush on me)
Plympton, Peter (In the closet, has anybody actually SEEN him hook up with a girl?)
Sullivan, Mary (Confirmed, would like to confirm personally however)
Wood, James (May permanently have a stick up his sphincter, strongly homophbic, more so then Muttonchop, obviously over compensating)
Mmm I have a carton of Cookie Dough Ice cream and a season of The Family Guy to watch. Time to settle in for the night.
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| Feb. 18th, 2009 |
[18 Feb 2009|11:13pm] |
I'm letting everybody post this anonymously in my journal. Just to see how many of you adore me. Also because I'd like another reason to go on a bender. I'm already half way there anyway. Be honest with me.
I _____ Addison.
Addison is _____.
Addison thinks a lot about _____.
When I think of Addison, I think of _____.
I want Addison to _____ me.
If I were alone in a room with Addison, I would _____.
I think Addison should _____.
_____ reminds me of Addison.
Addison needs _____.
Without Addison I _____.
I want to _____ Addison.
If I could describe Addison in a word: _____.
Addison will never _____.
Addison can _____ my _____.
Worst thing about Addison is _____.
Best thing about Addison is _____.
I hope Addison never _____.
I am _____ with Addison.
I _____ Addison because _____.
Have at it.
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| Feb. 15th, 2009 |
[15 Feb 2009|11:22pm] |
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I tossed my phone in to the aquarium when I was at home while I was drunk and it had the number of that GUY that has my TOOLS for my BABY in his trunk...
I want them back....whatever your name is!!! Did you even TELL me your name? Stupid sort of nice douche bag.
THAT'S SEVEN HUNDRED BUCKS IN TOOLS AND SOME OF MY FAVORITES LIKE MY BLIND HOLE BEARING PULLER SET....
Rhett do NOT make a joke about Blind Holes. No.
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| Feb. 14th, 2009 |
[14 Feb 2009|02:35pm] |
HAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE DAY!
GIVE HER SOMETHING SHE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU BY!
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| Feb. 8th, 2009 |
[08 Feb 2009|06:12pm] |
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I'm back Bitches, I know you missed me.
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| Jan. 31st, 2009 |
[31 Jan 2009|06:04pm] |
Ode To The Vagina Wig
Ode To The Vagina Wig
Such bush, such curl!
Pathetically never been touched
the downstairs of that girl.
My best friend, the male
He mournfully awaits
As she bores, and bores
While suicide, he debates.
It is me that this boy seeks
When he wants good fun
To you I return him
but we'll never be done
For it is to me he turns,
When he wants for himself
To me, he acts true
None of him on a shelf
But when all's said and done,
your lonely wig is unruffled
it'll be my screams of his joy
that will need to be muffled.
So, Ode To The Vagina Wig
Your comments never amused
'How dare you say such?!'
A bitch, I am accused.
I have an ode to Muttonchop in the works. Because the way she stands up for Vagina Wig, well there's suspect of lesbianism and I adore writing love poetry.
My finger is finally healing up a bit from being ripped to shreds. I'm still bruised on the arm where they gave me the tetanus shot. Stupid nurses and their big man paws.
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| Jan. 29th, 2009 |
[29 Jan 2009|01:16pm] |
So I've decided that I have a bit of too much free time on my hands, considering my Jayne is busy surfing and My Adam is busy...well... spending time with his rather prosaic beloved and Rhett is busy playing Mister Mom to his brother's daughter, I find that my weekends aren't as full as they once were. Daddy's traveling in Europe to gain some more clients for his company and the American market, he's doing very well. So what am I plan on doing with my time? Orange County isn't as fun without him there so spending the weekends there, while nice, is about the same as spending them down here. Except I have my pool and tennis court to myself. Maybe I should invite a bunch of people up to have a house party.
I'm going to join the Debate Team because both of My darlings Adam and Rhett are part of it, and it's way to spend more quality time with them both. I'm good at arguing and I'm vivacious and charismatic. They'll love to have me. Plus my faculty advisor has been bugging me to get involved in other clubs besides the Creative Writing Club and the Jumps Out Of Plane's Club. Which by the way, Rhett, we really should look in to that deep sea diving thing that was mentioned at the last meeting. I could use the time out.
God there's nothing to do that this school. It's almost making me want to go to the Newman Centre and pray.
I have a business prospectus to plan now. So much fun.
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| Jan. 23rd, 2009 |
[23 Jan 2009|08:58pm] |
Little miss Izzie, Adam's dear one, I seem to have mistakenly been delivered a package of yours. And while I'm sure a cutsey little Tiffany's watch with hearts around the face matches your sweet, young, less sophisticated style, it's surely doesn't mine.
Just adorable that Adam seems to think he loves you, though. And I'm sure he's sadly deluded himself so very sweet on you. Little Hallmark sentiment in the note and all. I opened that after I opened the watch, because anybody who knows me wouldn't ever buy me something I wouldn't be caught dead wearing wear.
I'll leave this for you at the Dorm's front counter. Wouldn't want to leave it out where anybody could find it.
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| Jan. 18th, 2009 |
[18 Jan 2009|01:20am] |
wow...I'm just a bit more then tipsy rightt now
adam this is why youcan't have computers near me when i'm drinkin
Jayney's asleep in my bed she's been there allllllllll week...shes a lovely girl...can't hold her drinks like adam though. adam you should have come on outtonight. i missed you and i looked damn hot adn you can always use prettty arm candy GOD knoes yur girlfend never has s any fun with you, you could do better
i love you adamm and jayn and MARY. maybe rhett..cause under allllthat hairgel is a nice guy
Jayne and adam are the first 2 ppl to sleep with me in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time. sexy sexy beasts taht they aaaaare.
oh & 2 that cuntt talkin about me......muttonchop...mitten hat...whatever the hell you name is...I AM DOTTIE DAY AND I'M A FUCKING STAR!
jayne yelld at me to turn off the lite. whoops.
night knight
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| Jan. 5th, 2009 |
[05 Jan 2009|12:12pm] |
I had the most amazing vacation. New York was fantastic even though I didn't go outside much. Then again I didn't see much of New York, spent most of my time in the Hamptons. I may force daddy to buy a home there. Even if it's just a small one. The people around there are so kind and they have such great taste in decor. It was so very relaxing and I got a chance to spend some wonderful quality time with Adam. What a lovely man, he surely knows how to play host to a lady alone during the holidays. The beds in his home were so soft and I got to try out two of them. He was good to make sure I kept warm too when it got too cold. I surely got everything I wanted or Christmas. I hope everybody else did too. I definitely won't be getting Carpal Tunnel any time soon.
So classes this term are going to be a breeze again it seems. I wish they would challenge us just once. It's becoming tiresome. Hopefully next year it'll actually get tough. I never have any problems coming up with end of term projects. Usually I just have issues with the people I'm paired with. They tend to be slackers, which will not fly in the business world. I know I won't be hiring any people that are lazy and do no work. There's nobody in my year, in my program that would have a job with my company, that's a given.
Adam, I left my nightie at your place. I'm not sure where it might be. Perhaps when your maid goes in to tidy up, she can send it along. It's my favorite one.
I missed my baby girl though, she was a little rough when I started her up this morning. I'll have to give her at tune up. Perhaps I'll do that this next week.
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[18 Dec 2008|11:35am] |
I love Christmas time, it's so stress free. My personal shopper takes my list of gifts for everybody and goes and retrieves them from the stores and then gets them gift wrapped and delivered. Such a good little personal shopper he is. So worth the thousand dollars I pay him for the day. So while I got a pedicure my gifting was being done for me. It's a brilliant idea really.
I've got to take my bike in for a tune up. She could use some TLC for Christmas as well.
Mom's getting coal in her stocking.
Daddy of course is getting the gift I get him every year that he never uses but swear he will one day. Silly dad's and their notions that they'll ever get to the gym. I used to tease him about finding me a new mommy, but why should he put in the effort when he can pay somebody for their company? It's surely less maintenance and everybody gets what they want. I get my daddy to myself when he's around, he gets the gratification without the effort or the upkeep and his escort gets what she's there for, payment.
I really am for prostitution to be legalized. Nevada has it right.
And for the record this is all not as vapid as it sounds.
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| 006 |
[25 Nov 2008|04:45pm] |
I've been feeling a bit woozy lately. It's been ten days of liquid, juice and the like. I'm down three pounds. I told you Jayne it'd be a good thing. I'll show that Paul. I think it came off my ass.
Sky divng is set for Saturday, I can't wait. Ali, do you have the phone number? I need to call them and use the Black Card to pay. We loose our spots if we don't pay by Thursday. I can't wait to jump out of a plane it's going to be so much fun. JAYNE WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING WITH US AGAIN?
Oh and I have a present for you Jayne...pre-Christmas. You're going to love it. So might Stefan actually.
I've had a headache for the last three days. It just won't go away. I've been taking asprin but it's not helping.
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